Tracy Jordan Quotes (Page 5)
Season 5, Episode 6: "Gentleman's Intermission"
Tracy: If I won an Oscar everyone would have to respect me. My obituary would read Oscar-winner, instead of children's soccer heckler.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jack: You're someone with a lot of problems, who needs constant guidance.
Tracy: Don't forget, I never listen.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Sure, I Google myself all the time. Like when Angie's not in the mood or I'm alone in a hotel.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 5, Episode 5: "Reaganing"
Tracy: Shirt on or off, Sean?!?
Sean: On.
Tracy: Good note. Back at one.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: I just can't turn down community service. 'Cause if I do, that judge will make me join the Coast Guard.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 5, Episode 4: "Live Show"
Liz: Your lizard cannot be the music guest on the show.
Tracy: Of course not! His album doesnt drop until December!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tracy: Oh no! My Oprah wig is falling off. This is an exciting mishap. This is live!
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Jenna: President O'Bama, in your own words, why are you a terrorist that hates America?
Tracy: That's an excellent question...Uh oh, I'm doing something called "breaking" Blahahahaha. Snort. Heehee. Giggle giggle. The audience loves this!
• Rating: Unrated
Liz: No breaking. Promise?
Tracy: I promise. I swear on my mother's grape.
Liz: Did you say grave or grape?
Tracy: Yes. Goodbye.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Tracy: It was funnier than the porn version. And the best part is when the actors started cracking up. They laughed so hard they couldn't even finish the skit.
Liz: Uh huh, and you're point is?
Tracy: I would like to do that please.
• Rating: Unrated
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