Troy Quotes
Annie: She reminds me of a younger me.
Troy: You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines of the football field in the middle of the game?
Looks like someone woke up on the regular side of bed.
Troy [to Britta]
Jeff what happened? You look...70.
Troy: If you want to get us a gift we're registered at Linens n' Things.
Abed: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.
Troy: Magnitude!
Magnitude: Pop...P...
Troy: Pop what? Pop What? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY!? POP WHAT MAGNITUDE?
Jeff: My forehead's not that big right?
Troy: It's not small.
Shirley: I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon. I need to pump.
Troy: Me too. You're talking about peeing right?
Troy: It's like a million bucks in dog dollars.
Abed: Word.
Shirley: Can somebody please all Andre? It's Sugarboots in my phone.
Troy: That hurts Shirley.
Troy: Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year that for the good of the group we wouldn't allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves?
Jeff: We never said ourselves.
Troy: Ok, now I'm really mad!
That dude was hard core racist. Like 1800's Disney style.
It's like a reverse cow birth!
