Troy Quotes (Page 5)
Season 3, Episode 4: "Remedial Chaos Theory"
Jeff: Oh look! Indiana Jones and the Apartment of Perpetual Virginity.
Troy: Chops busted fellow adult, chops busted.
• Rating: 4.8 / 5.0
Troy [about Jeff]: That guys sucks harder than toilets in an airplane bathroom.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 3: "Competitive Ecology"
Troy/Abed: We spend too much time together.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 2: "Geography of Global Conflict"
Annie: She reminds me of a younger me.
Troy: You mean the younger you that took so much Adderall she tried to straighten the lines of the football field in the middle of the game?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Troy [to Britta]: Looks like someone woke up on the regular side of bed.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 3, Episode 1: "Biology 101"
Troy: Jeff what happened? You look...70.
• Rating: 3.5 / 5.0
Troy: If you want to get us a gift we're registered at Linens n' Things.
Abed: We have plenty of linens. We only want the things.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 24: "For A Few Paintballs Or More"
Troy: Magnitude!
Magnitude: Pop...P...
Troy: Pop what? Pop What? WHAT IS HE TRYING TO SAY!? POP WHAT MAGNITUDE?
• Rating: 4.7 / 5.0
Season 2, Episode 23: "A Fist Full of Paintballs"
Jeff: My forehead's not that big right?
Troy: It's not small.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Shirley: I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon. I need to pump.
Troy: Me too. You're talking about peeing right?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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