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Shirley: I hope we find this cache of ammunition soon. I need to pump.
Troy: Me too. You're talking about peeing right?

Troy: It's like a million bucks in dog dollars.
Abed: Word.

Shirley: Can somebody please all Andre? It's Sugarboots in my phone.
Troy: That hurts Shirley.

Troy: Didn't we decide at the beginning of the year that for the good of the group we wouldn't allow any intimacy between each other or ourselves?
Jeff: We never said ourselves.
Troy: Ok, now I'm really mad!

That dude was hard core racist. Like 1800's Disney style.

It's like a reverse cow birth!

My uncle put his finger in my no-no!

My uncle never put his finger in my plop-plop. I know, I'm bummed about it too.

I'm auditioning for Professor Garrity's all-black production of "Fiddler on the Roof." It's called "Fiddlah, Please!"

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