Troy Quotes (Page 7)
Season 2, Episode 18: "Custody Law and Eastern European Diplomacy"
Troy: You mean Jeff 'Nipple Play' Winger? No! As you can see, we're still hanging out with him. Hi, how's it going, Jeff?
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Troy: We like him a lot, so you're not allowed to bone him.
Jeff: You realize she's definitely gonna bone him now, right?
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Season 2, Episode 17: "Political Developments & Uncivil Disobedience"
Troy: According to our polls, the campus is almost evenly divided. Now keep in mind, the margin of error on this thing is about 98%.
Abed: Could be higher. We don't even know how to do margins of error. We talked to two people at a vending machine.
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Abed: For Greendale College Television, I'm Abed Nadir.
Troy: And I'm Troy "Butt Soup" Barnes. What? That's my name.
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Troy: I live with that dude. He's got night terrors and a rotary phone.
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Troy: I wanna go to rehab and compare penises with famous people.
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Season 2, Episode 16: "Intermediate Documentary Filmmaking"
Troy: Set phasers to love me!
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Troy: I've told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet Levar in person! I just wanted a picture! You can't disappoint a picture! I hate you Pierce! I hate you so much!
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Troy: Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly. We're gonna get that show back on the air buddy!
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Troy: My third wish would be for a million wishes, but I'd just use them all on a million signed photos of LeVar Burton.
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