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Set phasers to love me!

I've told Pierce a thousand times, I never wanted to meet Levar in person! I just wanted a picture! You can't disappoint a picture! I hate you Pierce! I hate you so much!

Me and Abed have an agreement. If one of us dies, we stage it to look like a suicide caused by the unjust cancellation of Firefly. We're gonna get that show back on the air buddy!

My third wish would be for a million wishes, but I'd just use them all on a million signed photos of LeVar Burton.

Nurse: Mr. Hawthorne is ready to commence his bequeathing.
Troy: Haha! Shouldn't you be telling that to an orderly?

Everytime I need to cheer up I just make fun of Pierce, but now it would just make me sadder. It's Gregory Hines all over again.

I wish I was a book. She could pick me up, flip through my pages. Make sure nobody drew wieners in me.

This is why I wanted to play Chutes and Ladders.

You are the AT&T of people.

Troy (to Britta)

Abed: Do you think bees eat their own honey?
Troy: I'm sure they've at least tasted it.

How come he gets a front stinger?

Are you sure my costume isn't on backwards? Somehow I felt more confident before.

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Troy: I think I'm failing psychopharmacology.
Britta: Why are you taking that?
Troy: I thought it was a class about crazy farm animals.

Sensible night, appropriate night.
Snow on ground, left and right.
Round yon purchase of decorative things.
Tolerant rewrite of carols to sing.
Function with relative ease,
Function with relative ease.

Shirley [sung to the tune of "Silent Night"]