Turtle Quotes (Page 6)
Season 5, Episode 2: "Unlike a Virgin"
Turtle: So, with all that dancing, can you do any crazy s**t? You know, like put your legs behind your head.
Dancer: I told you, I have a boyfriend.
Turtle: You did. But you also said you lie to him. So, maybe you can tell him that we didn't f**k today
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 12: "The Cannes Kids"
Turtle: Bonjour, we are checking in under the Vincent Chase party.
Drama: Except for me, I'm under my own party, Johnny Chase. (to Billy) They love Viking Quest in France.
Billy: What the hell is Viking Quest?
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 10: "Snow Job"
[in reference to all the soldiers at LAX]
Turtle: Jesus, it looks like downtown Baghdad!
• Rating: Unrated
Season 4, Episode 2: "The First Cut Is the Deepest"
Turtle: You are ruining this party, Drama.
Drama: By stopping two hundred people from s**tting on my toilet? I don't think I'm ruining anything.
Turtle: Who s**ts at a party?
Drama: Or they could just piss. What do drunk people do? They piss, and they miss
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 20: "Adios Amigos"
Turtle: 60 million bucks just to have sex with her. Come on, Vince, you could've done it, you've done worse
• Rating: Unrated
Eric: I'm not moving in with her, Drama, I'm just staying there til we leave to shoot the movie.
Turtle: Yeah, and that girl from Silence of The Lambs is just "staying" in that well
• Rating: Unrated
Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say f**k it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 19: "The Prince's Bride"
Kelly's little brother: Daddy, Kelly's jerking off another boy in the car!
Turtle: What are you talking about jerking off? We're just kissing!
Turtle [to Kelly]: And what does he mean by "another" one?
Kelly: I'd better go
• Rating: Unrated
Season 3, Episode 18: "The Resurrection"
Turtle: I'm hungry.
Vince: Me too.
Turtle: Should I try and make us something?
Vince: I'm not that hungry
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Rufus: You wanna cry or you wanna wait?
Turtle: Can I wait near her?
Rufus: That's my daughter Turtle, so no, you mother f**king can not!
• Rating: Unrated
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