Turtle Quotes
Turtle: All right. What do you say we start with little miss fluffy-white-poodle over there?
Drama: That's not a poodle, turtle. That's a Lhasa Apso.
Turtle: Whatever. Check out the ass on the broad walking it.
Turtle: Calm down E. You're going to give yourself a stroke.
Eric: You maxed out three of my fucking credit cards Turtle! That's worse than a stroke!
Turtle: I'm running things, so use your imagination
Amanda: I'm picturing lots of strippers and porn stars, Turtle.
Eric: He's promised us he's gonna invite some regular girls too
Turtle: Maybe I could lose the floral arrangements for four grand.
Drama: No no no, nothing gets a girl wet like a calla-lily centerpiece
Turtle: Come on E, can't you just have a little faith in me and not doubt me? Maybe this one time, I'll make you proud.
Eric: Oh Turtle, you're breaking my heart
Vince: He had a ginormously huge lunch
Turtle: Is that even a word?
Vince: I don't know
Turtle: I guess you've had a lot of practice, considering how many times you've been dropped [from an Agency]
Drama: Never officially dropped, Turtle. Although one did move without telling me
Eric: Hasn't Vince gotten you laid enough, Turtle?
Turtle: Well, that depends. What's your definition of enough?
Vince: This is depressing. Maybe we just go without an agent.
Turtle: Drama did that for 10 years. Really worked for him.
Drama: Suck it, Turtle
Drama: I give em a six for decor. I mean, what kind of self respecting agency has fake plants in their lobbies?
Turtle: I don't think their fake, Drama, there's a girl over there watering them.
Eric: Maybe the water's fake, huh, Drama?
Drama: Didn't even offer us a drink. That's a zero for service.
Turtle: But still, I'll give em a ten for amenities if she let me service that ass
Drama: The guy doesn't even bother to call you?
Turtle: I'd say that's a substantial point loss in the service area.
Drama: Forget about points, Turtle, that earns Left a bitch slap
