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Turtle Quotes (Page 7)

Season 3, Episode 17: "Return of the King"

Vince: I don't know what it's called.
Eric: That's what it's called -- a Cartier love bracelet.
Turtle: Does that mean that Vince and Amanda are in love?
Vince: No, it means E knows way too much about jewelry. edit
• Rating: Unrated

[on why his horse racing bet is a sure thing]
Drama: Because I know the pony's granddad. And in horse racing, as in life, a good lineage is the surest way to predict a fine performance.
Turtle: Well, how come you're from Vince's lineage and all your performances suck?
• Rating: Unrated

Drama: Come on, King Maker -- He came home for me at 10-to-1 at Belmont. That's how I bought the Lincoln. Any of this ringing a bell?
Vince: Not really.
Eric: No
Turtle: I thought you bought your Lincoln from selling weed at the high school.
Eric: That rings a bell
• Rating: Unrated

Drama: You guys are doing shots at 10:30 in the morning?
Turtle: Relax, kid. It's a holiday
Drama: What holiday is it?
Turtle: Yom Kippur, retard
• Rating: Unrated

Turtle: 50-to-1, that's your sure thing?
Drama: The bigger the odds, the bigger the payday
• Rating: Unrated

Drama: We love you, KING!
Turtle: Aw, he looks out of shape
Drama: What are you talking about? Look at those glutes. F**king beautiful.
Eric: Do you wanna win money on him or f**k him, Drama?
Drama: Don't talk uncivilized at the track, E
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0

Eric: Your giggling's making me a little nauseous.
Vince: Giggling? There was no giggling. I laughed.
Turtle: Sounded like a giggle to me.
Drama: If your voice goes up in pitch past the high C, it's a giggle. You hit a D there, bro
• Rating: Unrated

Drama: King! Oh, King! Are you around here, King?!
Turtle: He's a horse, Drama. Not a housecat. I think we'd see him if he was around
• Rating: Unrated

Season 3, Episode 16: "Gotcha"