Turtle Quotes
Drama: I don't need this shit.
Turtle: Easy Drama, I'm just playing.
Drama: Yo, play with someone who doesn't have a two page monologue
You know what I do when I'm anxious? I whack off!
First I lose my rapper, then I lose my limiteds. I'm not mad Vin, I'm just sad. Really really sad
Drama: My second time coming to this neighborhood without my nunchucks. I'm an not happy.
Turtle: Oh, you're not happy? I got fourty grand riding on finding Saigon in the next four hours. If I don't, I'm gonna kill myself by eating all your Propecia pills
Ari: Conversations usually end after one person calls the other person a douche bag.
Lloyd [to Eric]: You called him a douche bag? He doesn't like that
Turtle: You know what, I don't think I'm gonna be needing that anymore, Vin.
Drama: What about parking?
Turtle: Maybe a 20?
Vince: So, what you're saying is that we should go.
Eric: Have I ever said "No" to Vegas?
Turtle: Be like saying "No" to a blowjob
Turtle: Should have partnered with me, Ari. I'm up twelve hundred. I get up to two grand, I'm keeping it stashed to buy me a high class ho.
Vince: But Turtle, I already gave you ten.
Turtle: I only pay for pussy with profits
Turtle: Wait 'til you see dinner. I got ten of the best strippers in town joining us tonight.
Drama: Strippers, why?
Turtle: Now, shouldn't it be "Strippers, how?" and "Thank you?"
Vince: Thank you
Vince: Don't you have that masseuse you love over there?
Drama: Oh, yeah. Ken at the Hard Rock. He's got hands of gold.
Turtle: It's insane that you let a man rub your body
Eric: Says your judging a beauty contest, Queen of the Strip.
Turtle: Sounds like a bonus!
Eric: Sounds like I don't know what you got us into, as usual
Eric: So this dickhead is saying what? That he fucked my girlfriend?
Vince: I don't know, E.
Turtle: Hard to say what he was saying.
Ari: It's not hard to say. Seth Green landed on Plymouth Rock before you did, E. Wake up!
