Popular Victory Ford Quotes
Rodrigo: She will like you... don't rush things
Victory: I knew she didn't like me. Which I don't get frankly. Kids usually like me, dogs too, cats a little less
Dahlia: Unless you have other plans..
Victory: I will be there.. me plus two...
Dahlia: Who's two? not Bob the Builder...
Victory: and his daughter
Victory: I'm two people.. the one on the label and then there's just me
Rodrigo: and what if I only want to go out with one of you?
Victory: you can't Rodrigo. Everyone comes with baggage, even you
Victory: You can't go on this trip, it's too dangerous
Joe: Life before caller id, that was dangerous, this is a challenge
Victory: ...it's like trying to ask my parents, it's like they're predisposed to not be critical
Roy: We have very different parents
Victory: You're gonna dance with someone who hasn't taken their mask off yet, what if he doesn't have eye brows?
Roy: I'm not dancing with his eye brows if you know what I mean
Wendy: ...and I have to admit I needed the attention
Nico: You should have called us, we wouldn't kissed you
Victory: Unless you want us to
Roy: You want some lunch?
Victory: What? Why?
Roy: I thought you'd like to eat something besides your finger nails and crystal light
Roy: Where did you get the idea for the wine?
Victory: My Aunt Betty had a hole in her lip. Everything she owned had a stain, but she made it work
Victory: My hand is cramping
Ellen: It might be easier if you just dot your eyes instead of all those little hears
Victory: They're not hearts, your pen is leaky
Victory: How come your boss hasn't called me by the way?
Ellen: He does have other businesses, princess
Victory: I know but I am getting baskets of fancy jam from complete strangers, he could call and say nice job
Ellen: He is a man of few words... and he doesn't like jam
Nico [holding up dress]: Hey honey do you have this in a ten?
Victory: Yeah but why are you planning on hiding Kirby under it? Try a four
Nico: No I don't want to wear anything tight, I haven't met a boyfriend's mother since I was dating Charles
