Favorite Vincent "Vince" Chace Quotes
[the guys giving tips to Sloan about E]
Drama: He needs little snacks in between meals, otherwise his blood sugar drops and he gets very cranky.
Vince: No naps, otherwise he can't sleep at night.
Sloan: Okay. Thank you for the tips
Turtle: I thought you were getting a nicer place for Vince?
Drama: Well, that was until I saw the kitchen, now it's for me.
Vince: So do it. Say fuck it. I always do.
Drama: What if my show doesn't get picked up?
Vince: Johnny, it premiered to 16 million viewers, it's gettin' picked up.
Turtle: And if it don't, you've been kicked out of a condo before. It's gotta be easier the second time
Vince: I called Ari personally and asked him if he'd call our financier and try and get us a little more money
Ari: I told Vince, "HA HA HA"
Eric: Why aren't we shooting?
Vince: I just act, kid
Billy: You want to eat first? You want something?
Vince: I'm okay.
Billy: We got empanadas.
Vince: No. I'm all good.
Billy: You want an empanada, suit?
Eric: We just ate, Billy.
Billy: How about a tamale?
Eric: We're all good.
Billy: What about one of those blow jobs? Want one of those?
Eric: No
Vince: Billy, are you sure you can have a shootable script done in six weeks?
Billy: Oh no doubt, I came up with the first act when I was stinking up the skirt's bathroom
Ari: Where the hell is E?
Vince: M.I.A.
Ari: Well, we need him 'cause maybe that neurotic little elf nipping at your heels will make you understand that we are in a major crisis situation here!
Vince: He's not in hiding. He's at a photoshoot with his new client.
Ari: E's got a new client?
Vince: Yeah, Anna Ferris
Ari: Come on
Vince: Yep
Ari: Jesus the world is falling apart!
Ari: You just sit tight. Okay, you wait.
Vince: Wait for what?
Ari: For the stench from Medillin to disappear.
Vince: How long's that gonna take?
Ari: How long did it take for the air to clear from fucking Chernobyl?
Drama: You gotta nip this in the bud. That's how a star marks his territory. Andrew Shue did the same thing to me on Melrose.
Vince: How'd you stop him?
Drama: I banged his girl!
Vince: I really don't see a head tilt
Verner: Shall I get a protractor? It's there!
Ari: Relax, it's all gonna be alright.
Vince: Why?
Ari: Because the Jew has arrived, and he doesn't like Germans!
