Favorite Vincent "Vince" Chace Quotes
Vincent Chase: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?
Johnny "Drama" Chase: What?
She has sex on camera, which all of us do on some level.
Eric: Your grammar's horrible.
Vince: "Who cares?
Eric: We were in the same classes since we were six, it's just shocking to me you can't punctuate.
Vince: Eh, it was all stream of consciousness.
Turtle: You can't really spell either, Vin. F-a-i-t-h-f-e-l.
Eric: No it isn't.
Johnny Drama: It's 'o-l.'
Eric: No, it isn't.
Drama: So says you.
Eric: Are you guys all illiterate? Mrs. Carbone would shoot herself if she heard this.
Vince: What else you got?
Turtle: I got a nude image of her. Pretty sure it's doctored, though.
Vince: How do you know?
Turtle: Because I doctored it.
Turtle: It says Sofia got a first from Oxford.
Vince: What's a first?
Turtle: I don't know. It's gotta be better than a second though.
Vince: Oxford is a pretty good school.
Turtle: Where do you think we would've gone if we went to college?
Vince: Probably not Oxford.
Turtle: Nah, probably not.
Vince: Hey, there's my motherf*cker. Get it?
Eric: Oh I get it, hilarious.
Johnny Drama: I don't get it.
Turtle: Mother f*cker. E f*cked the mother.
Drama: Oh you mean step mother f*cker. I get it! That's funny bro.
Vince: Turtle, how many relationships have I had?
Turtle: Huh?
Vince: Deep, real, meaningful relationships.
Turtle: Not counting us?
Vince: Women.
Turtle: I don't think any.
Vince: I think I'm getting married.
Turtle: What?
Billy: Come on, Vince.
Vince: I'm serious, I'm actually in love with this woman.
Drama: What was the sex that good?
Vince: Yes, but that's not it.
Turtle: It's either that or you're back on drugs.
Vince: I'm clearer than I've ever been.
Drama: Well did you drug her?
Vince: Now let's see you top that news.
Turtle, Billy and Drama: Sloan's pregnant.
Vince: We basically lived together our whole lives.
Billy: Hey maybe you'll all live together with the kid. It'll be like 'Three Men and a Little Lady.'
Vince: Yeah, and if E has a boy it'll be like three men and two little men.
Vince: I'd just be happy to avoid a Razzie
Drama: There's nothing wrong with a Razzie
Turtle: Johnny's gonna go for the hat trick if he ever does another movie
Drama: I only have one Razzie, asshole
Drama: What a view.
Vince: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of fucking lights.
