Vincent "Vince" Chace Quotes (Page 10)
Season 2, Episode 5: "Chinatown"
Vince: Okay, so Johnny's got his plan. Turtle's got a plan. What's your plan, Manager?
Eric: I'm working on some things, Vince.
Vince: You may wanna work on calling Emily back. She left three messages.
Eric: Yeah, what am I gonna say, "I'm an idiot? I shouldn't have promised you the print of a movie I can't get"?
Vince: I like the idiot part.
• Rating: Unrated
Ari: Her favorite actor in this town is you.
Vince: Sharon Stone said that?
Ari: Absolutely.
Vince: She's still good looking.
Ari: Yeah, in the right light
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 4: "Neighbors"
Vince: Don't tell me it's "good news" that a movie I didn't even want to do in the first place, that you talked me into doing, is still possibly mine.
• Rating: Unrated
[referring to Turle's cold streak with getting laid]
Vince: Go easy on 'em, E, even A-Rod goes on a bad run sometimes.
Drama: Yeah, but even when A-Rod's slumping, he's still getting p***y.
[Eric laughs]
Turtle: Keep f**king laughing, E. You give me the manager title, I'll be overflowing in it.
• Rating: Unrated
Season 1, Episode 9: "Aquamansion"
John: We want you in the Warner family Vince.
Vince: I'm all about family, John. And after seeing your 200 foot yacht in last month's Robb Report can I call you Dad?
• Rating: Unrated
Vince: Johnny Depp's got the kind of career I want.
Eric: Johnny Depp did Pirates of the Caribbean. And if I'm not mistaken, he wore a swashbuckling costume and carried a sword.
Turtle: Yeah, but I heard he dresses like that in real life, though
• Rating: Unrated
Vince: Don't you have to be home to your wife, Ari?
Ari: I make the goddamn rules! ... I got till... 2AM
• Rating: Unrated
Eric: Do this movie.
Vince: Can you get me suit approval?
Ari: You can wear tube socks and a yarmulke
Vince: All right! Lock it down
• Rating: Unrated
Season 2, Episode 2: "My Maserati Does 185"
Vince: I don't want to end up doing the same role for the rest of my life.
Eric: He doesn't want to get typecast.
Ari: Look at that -- there's the Joker, there's Batman, there's Spider-Man. They're all typecast...as rich guys
• Rating: Unrated
Vince: You tell someone you cheated if you want to break up with her. Otherwise, it's just a selfish way to get rid of your own guilt.
• Rating: Unrated
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