Eric: Fiona just dropped the robe at the pool, and had nothing on underneath.
Turtle: She's naked at the pool?
Eric: Yeah.
Vince: And you were looking at her?
Eric: She's naked at the pool!

Fiona: Have you seen a video of a slaughter house, Ari?
Vince: Meat is murder.
Ari: Even broccoli screams when you rip it from the ground.

Scott Wick: Do I look like Goodwill to you? What are you high?
Vince: Actually , Scott, I am.

Justine: You're gonna have to work for it.
Vince: I got into this business so I wouldn't have to work.

Vince: I can't watch myself again.
Drama: I love watching myself.
Eric: Too bad the audience doesn't.

Ari: You fucking my assistant?
Vince: No!
Ari: Last thing I want to do is fire one of your fuck-buddies. You know that. You know that right?

Vince: He got a girl.
Eric: Really, who?
Turtle: I don't know, he must have ordered in late night. Woke me up at like 4:30. Sounded like a couple of baboons fucking.

Eric: I think you think I like Emily and you're tryin to shut it down.
Vince: Oh yeah, why would I do that?
Eric: Because you don't like when I get a girl and you get stuck with the two retards all the time.
Vince: You know what, I'm gonna get a girl and leave you with the two retards. See how you like it.

The movie's called Head On, its a cool movie. See it this weekend. Your guaranteed to love it or your money back... from the studio, not from me

Vince: What do you think E?
Eric: I think it cost more than the houses we grew up in.
Turtle: A Fucking Subaru costs more than the houses we grew up in.

Drama: What a view.
Vince: We're at a party with some of the hottest girls in the world, and we're staring at a bunch of fucking lights.

Vincent Chase: That's what good actors do, they listen. Right, Johnny?
Johnny "Drama" Chase: What?

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Mean is when I made Jess Mancini ride her bike home after I ass fucked her

Drama

Ari: This is not a drill. This is an emergency!
Lloyd: Well, who's going to man the phones?
Ari: Fuck the phones, Lloyd! Unless Carmen Electra calls for an emergency titty-fuck, don't answer!

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