Ziva David Quotes (Page 8)
Season 7, Episode 11: "Ignition"
Tony: It's a remote control receiver?
McGee: Yes, it is.
Ziva: What is the range?
McGee: Almost a kilometer.
Tony: I don't speak Canadian. How far is that?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 10: "Faith"
Ziva: These chocolates are delicious!
Gibbs: Hey, dad. Stop making my team fat.
Ziva: Gibbs, why didn't you tell us your father was coming?
Gibbs: I didn't think he'd actually show. Go ahead, have another one, bubble butt.
Tony: It's my metabolism slowing with age.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony: Fruit of the month might be good. Maybe a foot massage.
McGee: Tony, I never pegged you as a catalog shopper.
Tony: Well, that's because I'm not, tiny Tim, but desperate times call for desperate measures. I took these from my neighbor's doorstep.
Ziva: You stole them?
Tony: The doorstep is considered a common area.
• Rating: Unrated
Ziva: I'm feeling perfectly warm.
Tony: That's because you're like a little kimodo dragon. An ice queen.
Ziva: Or because I remembered to wear my thermal underwear.
Tony: I'll give you $50 for it right now.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Tony: How many languages do you speak?
Ziva: Including the language of love? Ten.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ziva: So this is where a redthroat would hang out after being overseas for months.
Tony: It's not redthroat, it's redneck.
Ziva: Oh.
• Rating: 4.0 / 5.0
Ziva: Bah hum-bog.
Tony: What?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Ziva: That's him. Over there.
Tony: With his brother Darryl and his other brother Darryl?
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 9: "Child's Play"
Tony: Baby, I'm amazed. A maze of maize.
Ziva: What?!
Tony: Maize. It's the Indian word for corn.
Ziva: The Indian word for corn is maki.
Tony: Not Indians from India! Indians from, you know, here!
Ziva: Well if they were Indians from here then we would be called American Indians, you dork.
Tony: They'd be called Native Americans, Miss Citizenship Test.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
Season 7, Episode 8: "Power Down"
Ziva: Just ignore him. He's like an annoying bug. Eventually he'll just go away.
McGee: Ziva, it's been five years. Trust me, he's not going anywhere.
• Rating: 5.0 / 5.0
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