Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catc...
Lily: Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her, I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out and then, well feed them to you like grapes!
Barney: Wait, my eyes or my testicles?
Lily: One of each!
- How I Met Your Mother
- How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 11: "The Wedding"
- Barney Stinson, Lily Aldrin
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