Lily: Claudia is getting married tomorrow and so help me God if I catch you even so much as breathing the same air as her, I will take those peanuts you're trying to pass off as testicles and I will squeeze them so hard your eyes pop out and then, well feed them to you like grapes!
Barney: Wait, my eyes or my testicles?
Lily: One of each!
Barney: Wait, my eyes or my testicles?
Lily: One of each!
Added By: Eric Hochberger
Date Added: 11/18/08

