Dad, can I talk to you about something? Sure, boy. What's on y...
Bart: Dad, can I talk to you about something?
Homer: Sure, boy. What's on your mind?
(Homer puts Bart on his lap.)
Bart: Well, I was wondering. How important is it to be popular?
Homer: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world.
Bart: So, like, sometimes you could do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?
Homer: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?
Homer: (Sternly) Are you?
Homer: Then run along, you little scamp.
(Bart's climbs down from Homer's lap.)
Homer: A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 8: "The Telltale Head"
- Homer Simpson, Bart Simpson
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- Eric Hochberger