Dad, here's a thought. If you just gave Mom credit, maybe she co...
(A depressed Homer watches as his scaled down model of "The Zoominator" roller coaster crumbles and burns.)
Lisa: Dad, here's a thought. If you just gave Mom credit, maybe she could help you.
Homer: Sweetie, you don't understand. If I can do this myself, then all those lies I told will be true. Don't you want Daddy's lies to be true?
Lisa: I'd like a daddy who lived in the real world!
Homer: To Daddy, the real world gets fainter and fainter every day.
- The Simpsons
- The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 3: "Please Homer, Don't Hammer 'Em"
- Homer Simpson, Lisa Simpson
- Related Quotes:
- The Simpsons Quotes, The Simpsons Season 18 Episode 3 Quotes, Homer Simpson Quotes, Lisa Simpson Quotes
- Added by:
- Steve Marsi