(After the family puts their special items in the safe, smoke begins coming out.) Bart: What's that comin' out of the safe? Homer: I don't know--Maybe the Krusty doll accidentally turned on the car's headlights, which focused on the cologne bottle, causing it to boil and soon explode. Lisa: Dad, that's ridiculous! (The safe blows apart from the explosion.) Krusty Doll: What's the deal with this California pizza? If I wanted cheese and fruit--(As it burns from the flames and begins melting)--I'd...have...to...(Melts into a plastic puddle) Marge: (Devastated when the family album falls apart into ashes) Nooooooo! It's gone! That family album was a record of my accomplishments! It's like what a resume is for a man. Lisa: I agree, Mom. It's very sad. But we'll have to move on. It's not like we can restage all our family photos. Marge: (Becoming delighted upon the idea) Restage the photos! Bart: Lisa you fool, you've doomed us all! (Marge quickly puts a baby bonnet on him and snaps a shot with her camera as he cries out before she takes a second shot, which is among the first ones seen in the new family album.) Bart: Nooooooo!
Lenny: Homer, don't be so quick to abandon this paparazzo thing. Carl: Yeah, it's the American tradition to cut people down to size because they're brought so much joy into our lives. Lenny: You know who I can't stand? That Robin Williams. You know one time I saw him eating dinner with his children. He wouldn't take the time out to do all the funny bits from his movies. Carl: And my sister once saw Burt Reynolds at an airport, and he wouldn't even cosign her mortgage. Homer: You guys are right! I should get back into the game. (Moaning) Oh, but I threw away my camera! Moe: Oh, here. (Hands Homer his camera) Use this one. I was gonna use it to take secret photos in the ladies' toilet, but no dames ever come in this joint. Homer: Thanks, Moe. (Leaves the bar) Moe: Sure. (Two pretty women enter) Woman #1: Excuse me, do you have a ladies' room? Woman #2: We need to trade bras and panties. Moe: Oh! You gotta be kidding me! (Breaks a beer bottle horizontally with his hands.)