Dondelinger: Now, I'm going to burn this donut to show you how many calories it has. Homer: NOOOOOOOOOOO! Dondelinger: The bright blue flame indicates this was a particularly sweet donut. Homer: This is not happening!
Secretary: Is this the Abraham Simpson who wrote the Itchy and Scratchy episode? Grampa: Ishy and what? No, you must be some kind of crazy person. Secretary: I'm sorry, but we have a substantial check here for a Mr. Abraham Simpson. Grampa: That's right. I did the Iggy.