Barney: Did you sleep with her sister?
Ted: No..
Barney: Did you sleep with her mom?
Ted: No..
Barney: I'm losing interest in your story


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Characters:
Ted Mosby, Barney Stinson
Episode:
How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 4: "Return of the Shirt"
Show:
How I Met Your Mother
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How I Met Your Mother Season 1 Episode 4 Quotes

Robin: So I'm not gonna jeopardize my promotion by saying "booger" for 50 bucks.
Barney: Of course not, because now you're saying "nipple" and it's 100. Step into my web

Barney: There are only two reasons to date a girl you've already dated: breast implants