Bret: Did you use protection?
Jemaine: Yes, but only on my penis


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You couldn't get more Australian than me. My great-great-grandpa was a renowned rapist, and they shipped him out to Australia and that's where he met my great-great-grandma; she was a prostitute. You know, I said "met" but he raped her

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Bret: Did you use protection?
Jemaine: Yes, but only on my penis

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