Doctor Cox! I pulled all the x-rays you asked for, so I am yours...

Elliot: Doctor Cox! I pulled all the x-rays you asked for, so I am yours for the night. Do whatever you want with me. Oh my God, that totally came out wrong I just meant I want you to use me and I don't care how degrading it is.
Dr. Cox: What?
Elliot: No, no, no, it's just that I know that you like torturing people and I am totally up for that. I just want to make you happy


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Elliot Reid, Perry Cox
Episode:
Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12: "My Blind Date"
Show:
Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes

Elliot: I just don't know what to do about Dr. Cox!
J.D.: What the hell is going on, here?
Elliot: It's like, I say one thing, he says the other. I seriously can't take it anymore.
J.D.: Fine, why don't you just quit, become a lesbian, and hook up with some hot model?
Elliot: What does that have to do with anything?
J.D.: I don't know...I just thought it'd be hot

Turk: I've been doing a lot of thinking, and, you know...we're past that whole new, exciting relationship phase, and...all that's left is us. Baby, I gotta tell you: You drive me crazy. All right? You take my french fries; you-you boss me around in front of my friends-
Carla: You said strong women turn you on!

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