Doctor Dorian, I need a favor... Actually sir, I'm crazy-busy ...
Dr. Kelso: Doctor Dorian, I need a favor...
J.D.: Actually sir, I'm crazy-busy today.
Dr. Kelso: Well that's just fine then kiddo. I'm not going to be able to make the board meeting today - I'm going to be tied up all afternoon at Doctor Dorian's pity party. Should I bring something? Maybe I'll rent you a clown.
J.D.: A drunk clown hurt me once.
Dr. Kelso: Just listen to the damn lawyer. Go Todd.
Ted: Uhh it's Ted but hey-it's only been tweleve years. This morning one of the social workers that covers this hospital slipped and knocked herself unconscience. We're concerned that she might turn around and sue us. All the higher-ups heads could roll, haha.
Dr. Kelso: The point is that people are less likely to sue and institution if we can put a friendly face on it. You've got a friendly face.
J.D.: But sir I...
Dr. Kelso: Sacred Heart is calling for your help sport. Will you accept the call? Ring!
Ted: Ring!
Kelso: By the way, this is a special phone. If you don't answer it, you get to be the intern who does the physicals over at the state prison.
J.D.: Hello
- Characters:
- J.D., Bob Kelso, Ted Buckland
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12: "My Blind Date"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, Bob Kelso Quotes, Ted Buckland Quotes, Scrubs Season 1 Episode 12 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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