Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks? No. In fact, I'll give y...
Dwight: Don't you want to earn Schrute bucks?
Stanley: No. In fact, I'll give you a billion Stanley nickels if you never talk to me again.
Dwight: What's the ratio of Stanley nickels to Schrute bucks?
Stanley: The same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.
- The Office
- The Office Season 3 Episode 23: "The Job"
- Dwight Schrute, Stanley Hudson
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