Excuse me sir, you can't park your van on the diving board. Th...

Guard: Excuse me sir, you can't park your van on the diving board.
Peter: That's not a van! That's my son


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Character:
Peter Griffin
Episode:
Family Guy Season 2 Episode 17: "He's Too Sexy for His Fat"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 2 Episode 17 Quotes

Lois: Jump in, sweetie! The turtle will protect you!
Stewie: I'm supposed to entrust my life to a turtle?! Nature's "D" student?

Lois: Okay, meatloaf for us, and a very special, very delicious, steamed vegetable dish for Chris.
Chris: Ohhh. It tastes like a monkey. A monkey that's past it's prime

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