Dwight: Extraordinary events call for extraordinary actions. We form an allegiance-
Creed: Sure.
Dwight: -to use sudden violence.
Creed: Okay.
Dwight: Do you have the tools to turn a wooden mop handle into a stake?
Creed: What size?


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Whenever I'm about to do something, I think, "Would an idiot do that?" And if they would, I do not do that thing.

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