For several weeks, my Secret Santa has been giving me pieces of ...

For several weeks, my Secret Santa has been giving me pieces of a machine that I've been attempting to assemble. I'm suspicious of this because I had the exact same idea ... for catching Osama bin Laden. I would simply send him a different piece each day. He would assemble it, only to find himself... IN JAIL!

Dwight

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Character:
Dwight Schrute
Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
Show:
The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 13 Quotes

My diabolical plan has been put on hold for Christmas. My heart just melts when I hear the sound of children singing. [pauses] Ha! Not really. I'm just tired. Days are short ... I don't know. Maybe I'm depressed.

Dwight

Yes, they're the only two gay guys I know. But they should be together.

Pam
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