Get a load of that quote-unquote Santa. I can't believe those ...
Milhouse: Get a load of that quote-unquote Santa.
Lewis: I can't believe those kids are falling for it.
Bart: Hey, Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his lap.
Milhouse: Oh, yeah. Well I dare you to yank his beard off.
Bart: Ah, touchÃ©.
- Bart Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten
- The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 1: "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
- The Simpsons
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