Get a load of that quote-unquote Santa. I can't believe those ...
Milhouse: Get a load of that quote-unquote Santa.
Lewis: I can't believe those kids are falling for it.
Bart: Hey, Milhouse, I dare you to sit on his lap.
Milhouse: Oh, yeah. Well I dare you to yank his beard off.
Bart: Ah, touchÃ©.
- Bart Simpson, Milhouse Van Houten
- The Simpsons Season 1 Episode 1: "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"
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Ah, the fourth grade will now favor us with a melody...err...medley of holiday flavorites.Principal Skinner
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Principal Skinner: The fifth grade will now favor us with a scene from Charles Dickens' Christmas Carol.
Homer: How many grades does this school have!?
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