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(In "Mr. & Mrs. Simpson" Homer is talking to Mr. Burns via satellite.)
Mr. Burns: Greetings, 241.
Homer: Why does he always bring up my weight?


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I'm very sorry for you. I've heard that one of the best ways is to meet new people scfipeically men and become real good friends and seek advice from them. It is usually a good idea to be friends with someone older then yourself. Try and find someone older than you that you share a common interest with and seek advice from them. Good Luck!

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The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 5 Quotes

(From "Mr. & Mrs. Simpson.")
Marge: All those nights I thought you were out getting drunk, you were out killing people?!
Homer: I was out getting drunk, then killing people!

Lisa: I can't believe that an alien who looked so evil turned out to be bad.
Marge: Hmm, I guess you should judge a book by its cover.
Secret Agent: Definitely! Especially if you count the inside flap as part of the cover, it usually gives you a great idea of what the book's about.

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