Hi Angela. I'm Peter's friend, Glen Quagmire. Thanks for having ...

Hi Angela. I'm Peter's friend, Glen Quagmire. Thanks for having me in your home and I would have had sex with you but Peter neglected to tell me you were a dumpster fire. Some friend, huh?

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Glenn Quagmire
Episode:
Family Guy Season 8 Episode 14: "Peter-assment"
Show:
Family Guy
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Family Guy Season 8 Episode 14 Quotes

Peter: Richard. Hey Richard. Can I get your uatograph?
Richard Dreyfus: Fine. You have a pen and paper?
Peter: What do I look like a Staples? I don't carry that stuff around.
Richard Dreyfus: Look I'm sorry I can't help you.
Peter: What you're too big and famous to go to the corner drug store and pick up a pen and paper and possibly some other groceries I need and come back and sign several things for me? You're a jerk.

Brian: Don't you think it's too soon for a play about Terri Schiavo?
Chris: Or too late?

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