Sundays 8:00 PM on FOX

(In "Mr. & Mrs. Simpson" Marge serves Homer dinner.)
Marge: Homie, I made you my killer lasagna.
Homer's Brain: It's poison. Whatever you do, don't eat it.
(Homer takes a bite.)
Homer's Brain: Okay, you're already eating it, but don't finish it.
(Homer finishes the lasagna.)
Homer's Brain: Okay, you finished it, but don't ask for--
Homer: Seconds, please.
Homer's Brain: You moron! Just kill her!
Homer: I'll kill her after dessert!
(Marge reaches into a pie on the table and pulls out two handguns, while Homer quickly produces a shotgun.)
Marge: You're a killer for hire!
Homer: You ruined that pie!

Rating: 5.0 / 5.0 (1 Vote)
Related Quotes:
The Simpsons Quotes, The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 5 Quotes, Homer Simpson Quotes, Marge Simpson Quotes
Added by:

0 Comments New Comment Subscribe

You are posting as a guest. To post as a user, please Sign In or Register