Kent Brockman: Hordes of panicky people seem to be evacuating the town for some unknown reason. Professor, without knowing precisely what the danger is, would you say it's time for our viewers to crack each other's heads open and feast on the goo inside?
Professor: Yes I would, Kent.

Rating: 2.5 / 5.0 (2 Votes)

I just watched this ep on DVD, it's definitely not Professor Frink. It's some other guy who also happens to be a professor. But still a great line!

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The Simpsons Season 5 Episode 11 Quotes

Lisa, never, ever stop in the middle of a hoedown!


Jimbo: Hey, you're that drunken posse. Wow! Can I join ya?
Homer: I don't know, can you swing a sack of doorknobs?
Jimbo: Can I!
Homer: You're in. Here's the sack.
Moe: But you gotta supply your own doorknobs.