Turk: How'd you get Dr. Cox to like you?
J.D.: Dr. Cox said he liked me!?
Turk: No, you're missing the point-
J.D.: I need to know three things immediately: Where was he when he said it, what inflection did he use, and had he been drinking? You know what, I don't care about the third one; sometimes when you've been drinking you're the most truthful.
Turk: Okay, look, I know Carla's gonna have her little pre-wedding panic attack, and what if she has her good ol' buddy Dr. Cox there to tell her what a jackass I am, huh? Then what?
J.D.: You know what? I'm glad he was drunk.