Parks and Recreation

Thursdays 8:30 PM on NBC
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I am off to have a mid-morning pre-lunch with my lady friend, but I will be back in time for lunch.

Ron

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Parks and Recreation Season 3 Episode 4 Quotes

My ex-wife Tammy likes to check in every so often and make sure I'm doing OK. And if I am, she tries to [expletive] everything up.

Ron

Jack Cooper: It appears you have an overdue book.
Ron: Oh, do I?
Jack Cooper: It's Not the Size of the Boat: Embracing Life with a Micropenis.
Ron: Tammy.