George: I can't do this, I can't do this.
Jerry: What?
George: I can't do this, I can't do it. I've tried, I'm here, it's impossible.
Jerry: Hey, this was your idea.
George: What idea? I just said something. I didn't know you were gonna listen to me!
(He smacks Jerry's forehead)
Jerry: Don't worry about it. They're just TV executives.
George: They're men with jobs, Jerry! They wear suits and ties! They're married, they have secretaries!


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Jerry Seinfeld, George Costanza
Episode:
Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 3: "The Pitch"
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Seinfeld
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Seinfeld Season 4 Episode 3 Quotes

Newman: I want my helmet back! You give me back my helmet, and you're gonna pay for that ticket!
Kramer: Oh, yeah, yeah. You better think again, Mojambo.

Newman: (to Kramer) You gave me a defective detector! Jerry?
Jerry: Buyer beware.