Turk: I don't believe this! I didn't get tomorrow's whipple procedure!
Carla: I know, I know.
Turk: This is ridiculous!
Carla: Baby, calm down.
Turk: What's a brother gotta do to get a whipple around here, huh? What's a brother gotta do? Tell me! What do I gotta do to get a whipple around here?
Carla: Listen to me! You gotta stop turning your medical training into some ego-driven contest. No one else is doing that.
Bonnie: Oh, I got the whipple. Suck it, Turk.
Carla: I will end her!
Turk: No, no.
Todd: Dude, dude, let her go. It'll be so hot


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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 23: "My Hero"
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Scrubs Season 1 Episode 23 Quotes

Dr. Cox: So, uh... you know, what's up?
Ben: You know, this and that. Hey, I met someone.
Dr. Cox: Really?
Ben: Yes. Well, she took a stool sample so I think she works here. Uh, redhead? Uh, tall?
Dr. Cox: Not on the staff, no.
Ben: No? Strange young lady

J.D.: What's wrong?
Janitor: I lost my mop.
J.D.: Really?
Janitor: No! That's what you think? I'm a Janitor, the only thing that would make me sad is losing my mop!