I gotta get out of there. You think maybe I could crash at your ...

Danni: I gotta get out of there. You think maybe I could crash at your house?
J.D.: Sure. Just bring your own toilet paper. It's...kind of a little rule we have with our guests. Preferably something two-ply!
Turk: How's it going, Danni?
Danni: Great. I'm crashing at your place tonight.
Turk: Oh, cool... Bring toilet paper.
J.D.: I already told her.


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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10: "My Rule of Thumb"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 Quotes

Ted: You are so beautiful.
Maggie: That was worth the wait! You are a stallion!

J.D.'s Narration: Of course, some rules are just plain silly.
Dr. Cox: Ya got big plans for tonight?
Carla: Oh... It's Turk's stupid rule, I don't wanna talk about it. Hey! You never told me what you really think of Turk.
Dr. Cox: He is a complete tool... But I suppose you could do a lot worse.

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