I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys...
April: I had to wait until my dad fell asleep so I could steal his keys. you ready?
Ron: I was born ready. I'm Ron F*%king Swanson.
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- Characters:
- Ron Swanson, April Ludgate
- Episode:
- Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 2: "The Stakeout"
- Show:
- Parks and Recreation
- Related Quotes:
- Ron Swanson Quotes, April Ludgate Quotes, Parks and Recreation Season 2 Episode 2 Quotes, Parks & Rec Quotes
- Added by:
- Steve Marsi
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