Michael: I know, grumble, grumble. But you would follow me to the ends of the earth, grumbling all the way. Like that dwarf from Lord of the Rings.
Dwight: Gimli.
Michael: Nerd. That is why you're not on the team.


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Michael Scott, Dwight Schrute
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The Office Season 1 Episode 5: "Basketball"
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The Office
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The Office Season 1 Episode 5 Quotes

Oscar: I can play if you need any help.
Michael: I will use your talents come baseball season, my friend. Or if we box.

Michael: This is our warehouse. Or, as I like to call it, the whorehouse. But don't you call it that, I've earned the right.
Ryan: Fine, don't worry about that.