I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, a...

Chandler: I reject anyone who's crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren't any great women out there.
Rachel: Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with.
Monica: You're not a freak, you're a guy.


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Rachel Green, Monica Geller, Chandler Bing
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Friends Season 2 Episode 3: "The One Where Heckles Dies"
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Friends
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Chandler, you called Janice! That's how much you wanted to be with someone!

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Alison: Oh, my major was totally useless. I mean, how often do you look in the classifieds and see "Philosopher wanted?"
Chandler: Sure. (Thinking) My God, that's a big head! It didn't look this big in the office. Maybe it's the lighting. My head must look like a golf ball at work. All right, don't get hung up on it. Quick, quick, list five things you like about her: Nice smile, good dresser... big head, big head, big head!

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