If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, ...

If this were Russia, yeah sure. Everyone would go to one Santa, and there would be a line around the block and once you sat on her lap and she'd ask you what you wanted, you would say probably "freedom." At which point the KGB would arrest you and send you to Siberia. It's a good thing Russia doesn't exist anymore.

Michael

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Episode:
The Office Season 6 Episode 13: "Secret Santa"
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The Office
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The Office Season 6 Episode 13 Quotes

My diabolical plan has been put on hold for Christmas. My heart just melts when I hear the sound of children singing. [pauses] Ha! Not really. I'm just tired. Days are short ... I don't know. Maybe I'm depressed.

Dwight

Yes, they're the only two gay guys I know. But they should be together.

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