(<i>Homer gives a farewell speech to the fans at Springfield Sta...

Some may say that I have been given a bad break in life; little education, bald as a cue ball, ten years on the same job for the same salary. But today, as I leave for Capital City, I consider myself the luckiest mascot on the face of the earth.

Homer

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Character:
Homer Simpson
Episode:
The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 5: "Dancin' Homer"
Show:
The Simpsons
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The Simpsons Season 2 Episode 5 Quotes

Homer: I have to convince my supervisor to give me a leave of absence.
Supervisor: Sure! How long would you like, four years? Five years!

As my son would say, I'm one sad ape-like dude.

Homer
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