I'm sneaking antibiotics into his toothpaste just in case.

Ian [about Lip]

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The man's in love with his own fabulous self, probably masturbates while he licks his reflection in the mirror.

Veronica

I got tasered for like a second and I crapped myself. There's no way you got tasered twice, fought off three cops and ran away.

Frank