Modern Family

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I've been through this before. When Mitchell was 9, I was supposed to take care of his bird. It got out and flew into a fan. It was like a bloody pillow fight.

Jay

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Modern Family Season 1 Episode 17 Quotes

Women in their 30s on the internet are like ninjas. They get in their little, black outfits and try to sneak their way into your marriage.

Claire

Denise: How many other women have you led on?
Phil: I don't know now!