Jordan. Please tell me you ate a raccoon and it's slowly making ...

Dr. Cox: Jordan. Please tell me you ate a raccoon and it's slowly making its way through your digestive system.
Jordan: Oh, don't worry, it's not your baby. Though not for lack of trying - see, we have sex a lot.
Julie: Who are you?
Jordan: Who do you think I am?
Julie: Well, you have keys to the apartment, so I'm gonna say... the maid.


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Perry Cox, Jordan Sullivan
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 8: "My Fruit Cups"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 8 Quotes

Dr. Cox: I was always gonna wind up with you.
Jordan: So, the whole vulnerable crying thing worked, huh?
Dr. Cox: I never had a chance.
Jordan: You do realize I'm pregnant, don't you?
Dr. Cox: Yeah. They're both for me.
Jordan: Cheers.

Turk: You know, I keep waiting to get sick of pudding but with every cup I love it more.
J.D.: Yeah, me too.

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