(Thinking) Look at all that room on her side! You good fit a giant penguin over there. That would be weird though. Okay, hug and roll time! I'm huggin', I'm huggin', you're rollin', and... yes! Freedom! Except for this arm! Arm stuck! Stuck arm! Okay, time for the old table cloth trick. One fluid motion. Quick like a cat, quick like a cat! And 1... 2... 3!

Chandler

Unrated
Show Comments
Character:
Chandler Bing
Episode:
Friends Season 3 Episode 3: "The One with the Jam"
Show:
Friends
Related Quotes:
Chandler Bing Quotes, Friends Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes, Friends Quotes
Added by:
Added:

Friends Season 3 Episode 3 Quotes

Ross: Let's say, Janice is coming back from a trip and she gives you two options. Option number 1, she'll take a cab home from the airport. Option 2 is you can meet her at baggage claim. Which do you do?
Chandler: That's easy, baggage claim.
Ross: (Buzzes) Wrong! Now you're single. It's actually secret option number three, you meet her at the gate. That way she knows you love her.

Chandler: Do I look fat?
Ross & Rachel: No.
Chandler: Okay I accept that. When Janice asked me and I said no, she took that to mean that I was calling her a cow.