Mr. Barns has been admitted for substance abuse three times in t...
Elliot: Mr. Barns has been admitted for substance abuse three times in the past year.
J.D.: Yeah, but he said he quit.
Dr. Cox: Oh, the addict said he quit? Why wouldn't you tell me something like that, 'cause, don't you see, that changes everything.
J.D.: I believe in Mr. Barns.
Dr. Cox: Look it newbie. Just because you have a new girlfriend doesn't meant that the world has suddenly turned into a giant green M&M. The Red Sox still suck, they do. Barbie here still can't decide what to do with those annoying bangs, and addicts everywhere will still lie, cheat and steal just to get a fix. Now you've got to wake up sweetheart! You're gonna be late for school! Aww you wet the bed! Why can't I have a normal child without these problems
- Characters:
- J.D., Elliot Reid, Perry Cox
- Episode:
- Scrubs Season 1 Episode 14: "My Drug Buddy"
- Show:
- Scrubs
- Related Quotes:
- J.D. Quotes, Elliot Reid Quotes, Perry Cox Quotes, Scrubs Season 1 Episode 14 Quotes, Scrubs Quotes
- Added by:
- Eric Hochberger
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