No one will ever want to mate with me, not with a puny claw like...

Zoidberg: No one will ever want to mate with me, not with a puny claw like this. Did you see those other guys? They looked like giant claws with bodies attached.
Leela: At least you didn't smell as bad as them.
Zoidberg: You're right, my stink gland is weak. Smell!


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Leela, Dr. Zoidberg
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 9: "Why Must I Be a Crustacean in Love"
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Futurama
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Futurama Season 2 Episode 9 Quotes

Well it was nice of you to let me reattach your arm, Fry, especially after I made a complete eel out of myself.

Zoidberg

Fry: No biggie.
Zoidberg: Yes biggie. I learned to feel things I'd never felt before: Love, jealousy, passion for disembowelling. I owe it all to you.

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