Dr. Kelso: Oh, by the way, the Italian gentlemen that haul our medical waste away called, and said if we don't stop putting our regular trash in with the medical loads, they're gonna charge us double.
Janitor: My new associate Randall and I can get rid of that garbage for you.
Dr. Kelso: What the hell are you two doing here?
Janitor: We come up here on our breaks to wrestle.
Randall: And drink beer.
Janitor: Only the winner drinks beer.
Randall belches.
Dr. Kelso: How much to make the garbage go away?
Janitor: Say... twenty bucks a month?... Twenty-three bucks a month?


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Bob Kelso, The Janitor
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 12: "My Catalyst"
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Scrubs
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Scrubs Season 3 Episode 12 Quotes

Ted: Is this heaven?
Janitor: It's garbage.
Randall: Way to cost us a cherry gig, bra.
Ted: Wha?
Dr. Kelso: I want my money back! And Ted! Shower and get back to work!

J.D.: Hey, buddy.
Dr. Casey: Hey... hey... Uh, give-give me a minute, will you?
J.D.: No, Kevin, I have to talk to you right now.
Dr. Casey: DAMMIT!
J.D.: Later's cool too.