Okay, fine. I'm sorry I slept with your ex-wife! I think I'll ...

J.D.: Okay, fine. I'm sorry I slept with your ex-wife!
Laverne: I think I'll sit back down.
J.D.: It was an accident.
Dr. Cox: Look... first of all, it's not like you tripped and fell into her... and then out of her... and then into her... again. And, second of all, you're smart enough to know that I don't want to talk about this. I don't want to know where you did it. I don't even want to know... how it was.
J.D.: A little scary... Sorry! Jitters!
J.D.'s Narration: And here come the fireworks...
Dr. Cox: I know you didn't have any idea who she was, and I understand why you were too nervous to tell me. So, whatta ya say we leave it at that? I forgive you, you are forgiven. Okay?
J.D.'s Narration: Cool.
Laverne: Damn


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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 1: "My Overkill"
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Scrubs Season 2 Episode 1 Quotes

J.D.: Yeah. You know what's weird, though? It's like, Dr. Cox and I are pretty vegan-kosher.
Turk: He hasn't yelled at you?
J.D.: No.
Turk: This is the guy that screamed on you for like twenty minutes for dropping a thermometer? And he hasn't raised his voice once about you bumping uglies with his ex-wife?
J.D.: Mm-mm.
Turk: I don't get that guy

J.D. [to Cox]: you won't admit this, but you're in love with Carla.
Carla: No, he's not.
Dr. Cox: Actually, I am.
Carla: You're starting again.
J.D.: And Carla, you're mad that Turk didn't trust you enough to tell you.
Turk: See? Trust, woman, trust!
J.D.: Whatever. The point is that Turk is sorry.
Turk: Not anymore!
Carla: I can't believe you thought he was a threat.
Dr. Cox: I'm a threat!
Carla: You're not in love with me, you idealize me.
J.D.: Can we just try and stay focused...
Turk: You're mad 'cause I'm scared of losing you?
Carla: Yes, because we're stronger than that!
Dr. Cox: Apparently not!

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