Turk: Okay. So you're having a little trouble asking out Kristen. It's no shame. It's not a problem.
Dr. Cox: Whoa there, Curly. I got no problem asking a woman out. Watch this. [To a passing nurse]: Wanna have a drink sometime?
Nurse: No.
Dr. Cox: Good. See? I'm fine over here.
Turk: Okay. You know how men are always talking about themselves? Well, apparently, women like to talk about themselves even more.
Dr. Cox: Oh! Thank you, Sensei. You've touched me deeply.
Turk: Okay. You can be cynical if you want, but I'm telling you and being honest with you, if you get Kristen to talk about herself, it's on. It's on and poppin'. And if that doesn't work, you simply do what I do.
Dr. Cox: Which is what exactly?
Turk [Drops his pants]: Show her the booty!
Dr. Cox: No. No. No. You put that away. Oh! Think of the children