Okay, this isn't the way I planned it, but you can make it out a...
Dwight: (to Hostages) Okay, this isn't the way I planned it, but you can make it out alive as long as there's no funny stuff.
Krusty the Clown: Don't worry about me. I was voted America's least funny clown. Worse than Scuzzo, Scummo, Oopsie, Carlos Mencia, Stinko, Blumpy. Even worse than Sergeant Serious! How could I do worse than him?! I stole all his jokes!
- The Simpsons Season 19 Episode 4: "I Don't Wanna Know Why the Caged Bird Sings"
- The Simpsons
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Marge: Homer, you cannot miss Lisa's big day. And you have to come sober!
Homer: American sober or Irish sober?
Marge: Point zero eight sober.
Homer: Point one five.
Marge: Point zero nine.
Homer: Point one oh, with a stomach full of bread. My final offer.
Marge: (Groans) Deal.
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Marge: You have to be there! You missed way too many precious moments in the childrens' lives.
Homer: What?! Name twelve!
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