Elliot[to gift store clerk]: Oooh, look at that big lollipop. I wouldn't know whether to lick it or just to lift up my skirt and spank myself with it.
J.D.: Elliot!
Elliot: It's free candy
J.D.: Elliot!
Elliot: It's free candy
Added By: Eric Hochberger
Date Added: 01/14/09
